1. Umen: I’ll be happy when I have a house…
2. Umen: I’ll be happy when I have a boat…
3. Umen: I’ll be happy when I have an airplane…
1. Green: Earth, is Umen really your child?
2. Green: He cannot survive without air-conditioner nor vehicle
3. Green: Are you sure he’s not from another planet?
1. Umen: By leaving the TV in sleep mode, I can use the remote control to switch it on
2. Umen: Come, Marsian, we go out
Marsian: But!?
3. Marsian: Ah, I understand, Umen, your furniture will use the remote control to watch TV in your absence
1. Umen: It’s boring at your place, Marsian
2. Umen: No TV, no PC, no mobile, no car
3. Umen: Is life possible on Mars?
1. Earth: I gave you water, Umen
2. Earth: You even put it in your house
3. Umen: No, no, mom, I want to drink bottled water!